Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
He has the fingertips of a God
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