That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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