I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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