I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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