I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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