Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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