I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
