does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
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I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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