My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Randomize
