Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
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