If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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