I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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