She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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