did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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