What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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