is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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