Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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