i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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