Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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