last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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