I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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