And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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