they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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