You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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