i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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