You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
