omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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