he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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