I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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