My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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