***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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