She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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