Jerry, you need to find god
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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