This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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