remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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