I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
My penis needs a shock collar
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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