I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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