I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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