All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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