Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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