I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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