how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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