Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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