Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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