do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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