piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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