is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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