it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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