you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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