Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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